THOMA67'S GUIDE TO OFF-ROAD ADVENTURES

So you want to conquer the trails, eh? Well buckle up, buttercup, because this is Thoma67's Guide to Mountain Biking. First things first, you gotta have the right bike. We're talking about a monster of titanium that can handle everything Mother Nature throws at it. Then there's the toys, gotta have the brain-protector, shin guards, and hand shields